“If I were a bird, you would be the first person I’d shit on.”
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard!!
I like where this is going with you
I miss him
I would have never expected you and I to end up together. Let’s see how this goes.
I see the signs. Get out before you get in too deep.
You talk to me all smooth. Then you come over and talk about how you want to hook up with these girls?
You’re right bro….you don’t know what your doing when it comes to girls. I know you said you don’t want to seem clingy, but damn don’t do that.
This drink is starting to hit me….this day should be fun.
I hate to say it. But girl, your going to have to pick a side here.
And once again I get left out.
You mess with my mind. First your my “best friend”, then you hate me. What kind of friendship is that?!
I really have fallen for you.